Humor: You Know You’re a Parent When…
By JLP | May 20, 2010
1. you reach into the 12-pack box for a Coke and it’s empty…
2. you see a glass full of orange juice sitting on the counter that one of the kids poured (to the brim) but didn’t bother to drink…
3. you find your tools out in the front yard (usually AFTER a good rain)…
4. most of your tools are rusty (see number 3)…
5. you find sucker sticks stuck to the carpet in the car…
6. you lift the toilet lid to find a nice present that never got flushed…
7. you lift the toilet lid to find it full of toilet paper because IT COULDN’T FLUSH…
8. you find CLEAN clothes in the dirty clothes hamper because they were too lazy to put them up…
9. you find your little tree (that you’ve been nursing along) without any leaves because your daughter picked them all off so that she could make a “salad.”
10. your computer keyboard smells like peanut butter…
11. there’s a nice long scratch down the side of your car that JUST HAPPENS to line up with bicycle handlebars…
12. you hear someone running on your roof and look outside just in time to see them jumping to the ground…
13. your son comes to you in tears, holding his arm, because he fell while jumping off a ramp in INLINE SKATES!…
14. you catch one of your kids trying to talk the other kid into holding onto the garage door as he’s about to push the “up” button…
15. one of your sons nearly cracks his head open because he tried to stand on a basketball…
I’m sure there are more but my head is starting to hurt…
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